All hail this valiant Twitter subscriber.
Hark how he parodies the ephemeral nature of the site and its users' obsession with the cult of celebrity by employing the social networking medium itself as his tool.
Less learned readers may gasp at this moral knight's lewd application of the English language’s never-regions, but more fool them, for they fail to recognise this cloaked charlatan's higher aims.
By blaming a terminal psychological condition on his clearly pre-meditated prose he is aptly lampooning the banality and self-importance that plagues the post-modern era.
Only by using the sorid language of our kingdom’s feckless youth is he able to infiltrate the masses and mock the oblivious fools in their own native tongue.
On second thoughts, maybe he's just a ...
... the words elude me ...
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